What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 06:26

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Can you name a female actress who has had bad timing or luck in her film career?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Which Bibles can one read and be confident they are reading the inerrant word of God?
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
What can help me fall asleep at night?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes